As I got ready for a shower this afternoon, I realized that the bathroom was a disaster area. As Dr. P is staying with us this weekend and was to arrive within a few hours, I figured I should clean up. Unfortunately, I was already undressed.
Undeterred, I vacuumed the chunks of wall and tile from the floor, then mopped, all in the nude. Then I realized that we'd been tracking wall chunks into the hallway outside the bathroom as well, so I vacuumed there, too. As I bent over, I reflected on the premium prices that some people pay to secure the services of a nude housecleaner, and I laughed and laughed. Because really, the whole cleaning thing is sweaty and gross. I can't imagine why anyone would find this appealing to watch. In fact, the whole time I was parading around naked with the vacuum, Husband didn't even look away from the TV while he did his crunches.
Yeah. People are weird.
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i might be offended by that. s would go for a little slap & tickle if i walked around anywhere in the buff.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you know the Seinfeld episode about good naked vs. bad naked.
ReplyDeletede-lurking! I did this once as well and my husband had a less than positive response, and this was back before 2 kids when I was in shape!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMaybe your not the hot-sexy-slim-fine-ass lady that someone would pay to clean a room. Someone that is willing to wear a sexy pair of heels and bend over at the hips to get to the dust bunnies on the floor! Or maybe your husband is tired of your old ass!
ReplyDeleteIf my wife did that, I am not sure she would ever finish cleaning (no matter what was on the TV)!
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