Back in the days when I was gainfully employed, I never got Good Friday off. My first year at my previous employer (2002), we got semi-permission to leave early, and I was out the door. I met up with Dr. P and went shopping for jeans. Since I hadn't planned on this, I wore an old pair of granny undies. Actually, most of my undies were granny undies back then, so I really had to be strategic about matching my underwear to my day's activities. Dr. P convinced me to try on a pair of low rise jeans, which I insisted up to that point would never work for me based on a disaster that I had in a fitting room at Express in 1998.
Lo and behold, I loved this new-fangled style. (Every style to me is a fad unless it lasts for over five years, and I am pretty sure low rise jeans had already reached that mark by 2002.) My Levi's 518 Super Low Rise (which were not super low on me because of my short torso – they reached just below my belly button as opposed to just above my pelvis) jeans are starting to look really ratty these days. The crotch and hems are fraying like mad. Stupid Levi's of course does not make the exact same pair any more, so I am trying to savor what I have left in them.
Which brings me to Dr. P. Late August is the 13th anniversary of our friendship. I've held my breath two times as she transitioned from being my friend P to my friend Dr. P. Each time, I was lucky: she got into med school in NYC and then she got her five year surgery residency in NYC. I was delighted to continue to get to spend absurd amounts of time with her. When it comes to fellowship, though, Dr. P is moving to Florida. I'm trying to be brave and taking it one day at a time, just like with the jeans she helped me buy. Fortunately, her goal is to repair holes in people's asses, so I think she'll outlast the jeans.
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My friend recently reminded me of when we went shopping and I found the best pair of jeans ever - for 99 cents - new.
ReplyDeleteAt least now you'll have an excuse to go to FL right?
This was a very nice post and I know Dr. P will appreciate it.
I love friends and jeans.
i tend not to get rid of jeans unless they dry rot. i keep my friends that long too. i have been friends with brenda for 24 years. good friends help time fly.
ReplyDeleteare you guys jean shopping today?
This is such a great post. Everyone needs a trustworthy friend to go jeans shopping with.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I want to know what happened in that Express dressing room . . .
Business Idea for Dr. P: jeans with asshole flaps for easy access- why fuck around with gowns when you can get straight to the point? Also allows for better ventilation; more flow to the hole. Ass doctors,gay men, and ass men (straight) everywhere unite!
ReplyDeletethanks for the post suzanne, you will be fine without me in NYC... you'll just have to fly down to FL and brave the hot weather (though i think you have had plenty of practice with this after your time in israel and india).
ReplyDeletei had totally forgotten about the low rise jeans shopping adventure. can't believe your jeans lasted you this long, and i'm glad you subsequently stopped wearing exclusively granny undies, i'm sure Husband agrees.
as for this good friday, i was on call ridding the world of appendixes and dealing w/ drunk people that take dives down stairs.