When someone looking for the best wide open snatch on internet spends almost five whole minutes (according to my stat counter, it was precisely 4 minutes and 56 seconds!) reading seven pages of my blog, I know that I am doing something right. Or very, very wrong. Either way, I puff my chest out with pride!
Incidentally, here is a snapshot of the search terms and sources of my last 20 visitors:
1 winona ryder heathers (images.google.ca)
2 christie brinkley nude (images.google.com)
3 (images.google.com.au)
4 prague (blogsearch.google.com)
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7 hairless twat (images.google.com)
8 van chai (images.google.com)
9 (images.google.co.nz)
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11 thong anus (images.google.co.uk)
12 snatch (google.ca)
13 granny snatch (google.com)
14 my frist time story (google.com.fj)
15 triple f.a.t. coat (google.com)
16 shave my beaver (google.com)
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18 fantasy world models (images.google.com)
19 v-string (images.google.com)
20 cock eating (google.com)
What can I say? The world is obviously a horny place. Also, I clearly need to share these lists more often.
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I hate to be the rain on your parade, but it's possible that your five minute visitor is a painfully slow reader.
ReplyDeleteOr his hand was otherwise occupied and he couldn't mouse for 5 minutes.
Of course, that doesn't explain "granny snatch"...unless that's part of a heinous plot to kidnap grandmothers.
Oh, usually people looking for things like "best wide open snatch on internet" look at 10 pages in 10 seconds because they are hunting for pictures. Or they see the blog and don't even stay for that long, so I still believe this is a true accomplishment. Or failure. Either way, it's a milestone, dammit!
ReplyDeleteLike I told Suebob, I don't even have that many people searching and finding my blog. You'd think with all the random crap I write, I would pull in a list like this of my own, but nada.
ReplyDeleteif you see "judy blume" + bordello, that's me
ReplyDeleteI was trying to see if anyone else remembered Sally's dad saying lavender+black=bordello
cool site btw, I'm glad I found it!
If you see one that says "pink site featuring cartoons of beavers and cats hugging," that was mine. I couldn't remember the name of the site.
ReplyDelete(Psst! Search for your url at the Blogger's Choice Awards. It may not show up until tomorrow though, due to their prudish guidelines about adult content.)
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People are so strange.
ReplyDeleteYou know what is strange? That this is considered adult content. I write about doodie stories, for goodness sake! Granted, I describe it as "fucking doodie" a lot, but whatever. It is really basic kindergarten humor...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the nom!!! I am really flattered.
I still get hits every day for people looking how fake a British accent. Not nearly as exciting though as best wide open snatch.
ReplyDeleteWell it's not MY fault you're hilarious. Anyway, I was looking for pictures of wacky dildos for a cut 'n paste project. The orange crocheted one is more perfect than I could have imagined.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much for the laughs!