Last week, I had dinner with a friend, who told me about a picture that he saw on Facebook.
"You are probably the only person in the world that I can mention this to," he said. "It showed a guy with his face between a naked woman's legs. Her shaved 'landing strip' was positioned on his face so that it hit under his nose, making it look like Hitler's mustache."
"Shit, that is fucked up," I replied articulately.
Later that night, he emailed me the picture. He hadn't mentioned that the guy also arranged his hair in a way that also looked like Hitler.
"That is so incredibly evil. Wow. I am both disgusted and impressed," I wrote back. "I'm impressed that someone could be that offensive."
"It is that rare combination, indeed. Can't believe no one has flagged it as offensive."
I think someone did finally mark it for banishment, as I couldn't find it on Facebook. The whole incident just added another reason for my personal dislike of Brazilian waxing. I can't imagine how distressing it would be to look down and find that my pubes made my partner look like the perpetrator of the largest genocide of the 20th century. Better to see Bluebeard or a Hasidic man.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I was just going to say that I was surprised that Facebook allowed it. Of course my next thought was that I totally wanted to see it!
ReplyDeleteI"m sorry, but I think it's incredibly funny in a very sick way... I never understood the lure of landing strips.
ReplyDeleteyes, I think it is funny, too, but that's why it disturbs me so profoundly. It's wrong! Just wrong! I have the picture, if anyone wants me to email it to them. (My email is on my profile, so send the request there if I don't have your email.)
ReplyDeleteugh! that doesn't make me hot, just bothered.
ReplyDeleteOk Suze, I want to see it. Yes. I'm that sick.
ReplyDeletealso, last night i had to explain to s exactly what a brazilian wax is while in the shower. this was because i was making fun of his hairy a$$(crack). he told me it'd probably be significantly more expensive for a hairy italian man (such as himself) to get a brazilian after i'd told him.
ReplyDelete