Saturday, June 20, 2009

Another Dream Come True!

According to "Entertainment Weekly," I can now lick Daniel Craig to my
heart's content. It seems that Del Monte is making some sort of
frozen fruit on a stick that is shaped like the buff actor who plays a
lot of Jewish guys in films and James Bond. I am not sure if this
treat is available outside of Britain, but from the 14 seconds of
research I conducted on my BlackBerry while Husband drives us to
Massachusetts, British women voted to render Craig as easily lickable
for the masses. (Another reason I am an Anglophile - such good
taste!)

Husband was in London on Tuesday, but either did not see the Daniel
Craig-sicle or deigned to purchase a cooler and dry ice to bring one
home for me. (He did buy me a Mars Bar, though, so big kisses for
that.) When I mentioned the Craig-sicle to him, he scrunched up his
face and glared at me through narrowed eyes. (He's so cute!) Un
fortunatelt, he also hates the Jesus bracelet vi found on the sidewalk
outside my apartment last week, and asked me not to wear it in his
presence.

Can't win 'em all, I guess.

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4 comments:

  1. ahhh! but the jesus bracelet is so much nicer in person than even the picture you posted on your bloggy-blog. (i am talking like this because i feel a little groggy-grog myself)
    not sure about licking the daniel craig-sicle, much as i do appreciate the man. and damn, but a mars bar sounds good. maybe i should have s pick me up an almond snickers. it would perhaps sate my craving, but not as much as the real thing (i don't mean daniel craig if you're in that mindset, dirty birds!)

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  2. Suzanne this is great news! Have you seen the sketch with him playing Catherine Tate's boyfriend? I must find for you and link. Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4AgzQvFNZs
    If you do not know Catherine Tate, you are in for an Anglophile treat. Heh heh.

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  3. Where can I find this 007 treat? Now you *have* to come to London.

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  4. Crap - we fucking missed it!!!

    The Daily Mail said it was available June 1 to 7.

    Still, I would love to London...

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