The phone rang. I picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Did you know," a recorded voice intoned, "that Americans across the country are hosting tea parties to protest high taxes?"
Click.
Damn. I've been tea bagged! I feel so gross.
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Thanks for the head's up. I won't answer the phone!!
ReplyDeleteHugs!!
It's dangerous times, I tell you!
ReplyDeleteWhat was really fun was explaining teabagging to my mother!
ReplyDeleteOMG I got one of those a few weeks ago! The voice on mine was WAY creepy, was yours?
ReplyDeleteYeah, it definitely made me shudder. Weirdness!
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