It's been months since I played the game where I look at my blog stats go through the list of how people who visited CUSS got here. When I looked at the referrals yesterday afternoon, a nestled among the usual suspects (unshaved, Jewish pussy, kosher pussy, hairy pussy, etc.), there was a real head scratcher.
I turned to Husband. "Hey, listen to this crazy search. Someone came to my blog by googling, 'do orthodox jews put carrots in an entryway.'"
Husband glanced up at me from the newspaper. "Well, do they?"
I suppose the question is better than the direction I originally thought the question was taking, unless "entryway" is a euphemism.
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Okay, I've never heard of anything regarding carrots and judiasm. Karats, maybe...but not carrots.
ReplyDeleteHere's my explanation. The person has exactly one orthodox family they know. Their kids are carpooling to soccer games, which is right after farmer's market. The person goes to drop their kid off and the carrots have fallen out of the farmer's market bag in the entryway...and thus the person wonders "Is this an orthodox Jewish thing, the carrots?"
ReplyDeleteDo Jews have sex with carrots? Is that the question? Because I know a lotta Jews, and my guess is no, only because a carrot, in reality, is not particularly erotic, although it may seem so if you watch enough Bugs Bunny. So intercourse, no. But actually Mel Blanc was Jewish, I believe, or he might as well have been (given his humor) and he stuck a carrot in Bugs's mouth to address this very philosophical question. I know what you are thinking! Mel Blanc was just the voice. So what!? Before Warner Brothers produced the cartoon, Leon Schlesinger did. That guy was probably a Jew. More importantly, was Bugs Jewish? Of course! Jeez.
ReplyDeleteSo, Suzanne, My Dear, if the Jew is a rabbit, or under the influence of a well-known rabbit, there may very well be a carrot in an entryway. Who would put all of these words together? Obviously a Jewish rabbit with a genetic mutation: thumbs.
No, there is a connection, though I don't understand the "entryways" part. It goes like this:
ReplyDeleteLast year a baby boy was born to Jewish parents. The parents wanted to give the child a Bris without inflicting the pain of circumcision. On the eighth day friends were invited to their home. A friend who is a rabbinical student read the appropriate scriptures, blessed the child with a Hebrew name, and at the time of circumcision, a large organic carrot was produced and the tip severed. It was a joyous moment for all involved... Perhaps this is the alternative some of you may have been looking for.
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http://www.aish.com/jl/l/48960301.html
I love these explanations. They are the best. I should just have a blog where people create stories to support the question of Orthodox Jews, carrots, and entryways. Heh!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
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