Here's a recent conversation I had with a friend I hadn't seen in ages:
Me: Hey! How are you?
Friend: I'm really happy! Things are going so well. I started seeing someone.
Me: That's awesome. I was wondering about that, but I didn't want to ask. I thought it would be prying, and I didn't want to ask anything inappropriate.
Friend: We started dating about a month ago.
Me: Soooooo... is he circumcised?
Friend: (laughing uncontrollably because she is used to me)
Me: Yeah, I just realized how wrong it is that I felt uncomfortable asking you if you were dating someone, but not what his penis looks like.
Friend: (still laughing uncontrollably)
Me: I can't help it. I have this weird obsession with uncircumcised penises. I don't know why, but they fascinate me.
Friend: Well, I haven't seen it yet anyway.
Me: Right. It would probably be wrong for me to ask you to report back once you do, wouldn't it?
Friend: (laughing uncontrollably)
While I was replaying this conversation in my head, I thought about what a great GEICO commercial spoof this would make. (You know, those commercials where they hire a "professional actor" to dramatically repeat the story of the actual GEICO customer?) Fred Willard or Sarah Silverman could totally play me. Hilarious.
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That's so great...
ReplyDeleteI dated only one guy with an uncircumcised penis. It was indeed interesting/fascinating. But when you ask, what else do you want to know??
I don't think I want to know anything else. It's just a weird obsession. I'm thinking it is like the stereotype of a Jewish guy obsessed with blond women, but in reverse.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever start dating someone again, I am not telling you.
ReplyDeleteShould I send a picture of my husband's? ;) I'm about 50/50 wrt circed vs uncirced, experience wise.
ReplyDeleteThey all look pretty much the same when happy.
I stumbled upon your blog after your comment about "wijvenweek" on Alex Eliot's blog.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, what a conversation. Very funny.
Come to Europe when you are intrigued by uncircumcised penises. It's not a custom over here, except for religious reasons. I actually only just found out recently that non-Jewish Americans also get circumcised. I felt so ignorant.