Dear Bastards at Ann Taylor:
First, Husband told me that you are systemically screwing your best salespeople (i.e. - highest commission earners) by refusing to give them hours. When I heard that, I swore I would not shop at your store, even if your petites tend to fit me better than any other brand. In solidarity with the women working at the store, I pledged to look like a slob in ill-fitting clothes.
I forgot about my pledge when I went to your website today. My eyes lit up like eight candles on a menorah at the words "take an additional 30% off." I saw a very cute dress on sale that I thought I might look nice in. Then I discovered that not only are you fucking your salepeople, but you are cheating short people. Because the dress is inexplicably not on sale in petite. If I could reach up to your face, Ann Taylor, I would spit in it.
In conclusion, thank you for ripping off those of us who are torso-challenged. It stopped me from shopping at your store and supporting your evil labor practices. Please bend down extra low and kiss my ass.
Sincerely,
Suzanne
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so, uh, would you mind if the not so vertically-challenged ordered it? :P
ReplyDeletethat really does suck, though.
At least Husband is not systematically screwing their best salespeople.
ReplyDeleteThat is a cute dress. Bastards! I'm no longer shopping there either... too bad I love that evil place.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should start a second blog, Campaign for the Under Sized Suzanne or something along those lines.
ReplyDeleteI totally feel you on the shorts, but my ass is wide as well, thus making the quest for pants that don't drag two feet behind me nearly impossible.
Just a thought for you on the shopping front (and your readers for that matter)
ReplyDeleteCheck out www.shopittome.com It's a great website that will email you FANTASTIC discounts. And the evil Ann Taylor is on there at a fraction of the original cost. You even put in your sizes so they email you the right items!
Try it out!