Thursday, October 20, 2005

The pubic hair equation

It seems odd, but you can definitely use mathematical equations to solve the pubic hair or no public hair dilemma. Only women who've gone through puberty have pubes. Pubic hair is a sign of physical maturity. Hence:

Hairy crotch = woman = (ostensibly) fuckable
Bald crotch = girl = too young to fuck

This important equation has served humanity well over time. I'm not saying that just because someone has pubic hair that they are at an appropriate age for sex. But I am saying you can be very sure that if a girl doesn't have pubic hair at all yet, fucking her can lead to prison time. Say hi to your new cellmate and bend over.

A woman without pubic hair probably seems a lot less sexy now, huh?

3 comments:

  1. ok, i understand why you feel this way. my girl doesnt like to shave either. i myself dont like to shave my face. while i love cunalingus, and trust me - i LOVE IT - i dont enjoy chewing on the back of someone's head - which is what it feels like in my mouth. i'm sure you dont like a big over-furry cock in your mouth either. i shaved my area to be on equal terms with my gal, and i actually like it better. you dont have to shave it bare or anything, but keep it trimmed. a mustache is cute, a my-pet-monster is not.

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  2. Really people have the choice, some don't like the hair, not sure why, still, pushing either way saying "supporting hairless makes you a petaphile" or "supporting hairy makes you fine"

    People have prefrences, i personally say either way, although i lean more to hairy simply because you can spin your fingers and feel it more, not to mention less friction. If two people prefer to be shaved, let them, if they prefer hairy, let them. Just no one should be forced either way, it's how they feel. I must admit, if someone does have too much hair, there is nothing wrong with a little bit of a cut back. I mean when having oral sex on both sides of the spectrum, you should be focusing on providing pleasure and not moving hair. That goes though really for extreme situations.

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