Monday, July 14, 2008

Meet My New Furry Beaver!

(Sorry for the low quality of the picture.)




Last night Husband and I went over to my brother-in-law's place. A new crap shop opened around the corner from him, so we trooped over to check out the "deals." There was a disturbing preponderance of Ikea items being sold for more than their original prices, which struck me as hilarious. (Example: a coffee table that Husband and I bought for $20 at Ikea was marked as $25 at the nameless junk store.) Then I spotted the furry little beaver huddled on an Ikea nightstand, and felt the need to rescue her. She was a bargain at $3.

Not far from where I bought my new beaver is a real beaver spa! For a mere $150, a woman can get a special pelvic exam in which the doctor crams her finger up the river (so to speak), and by squeezing her beaver on the finger, determine how weak her vaginal muscles are. The spa also offers beaver fitness classes and beautification specials.

Yeah. I'll keep my beaver at home. Thanks.
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9 comments:

  1. marJuly 14, 2008 at 11:43 AM

    nice to meet your beaver. does she have a name?
    oh, and exciting news! my order has shipped from amazon! i will soon have your book in my hot little hands.

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  2. SuzanneJuly 14, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    Hmmm... she does not have a name. Any suggestions?

    As for the book, I'm taking a deep breath and hoping that you'll like it. How exciting that it is finally going out!!!

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  3. NoRegretsJuly 14, 2008 at 1:09 PM

    Ah, good of you to rescue a beaver.

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  4. marJuly 14, 2008 at 1:11 PM

    does your site beaver (the one on my super-cool sticker) have a name? she can be one of your mascots!

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  5. SuzanneJuly 14, 2008 at 1:32 PM

    Is Beverly a clever or lame name for a beaver? I kind of like it, but feel I am not to be trusted to decide myself.

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  6. floJuly 14, 2008 at 8:28 PM

    i love her, she is so cute. i would call her beaver-ly but that would indeed be corny. my book is coming from amazon, i will now have to stalk my letter carrier.

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  7. Monkey Girl CraftsJuly 14, 2008 at 9:11 PM

    ohhh...i would like to pet your new beaver. lol. maybe your beaver can meet my monkey?

    mg

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  8. Alex ElliotJuly 15, 2008 at 6:30 PM

    Hey how do I sign up for one of those special spa sessions? I'm totally kidding. Is the new beaver coming...to BlogHer?

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  9. SuzanneJuly 15, 2008 at 7:27 PM

    I hadn't thought about it, but I do have plenty of room. Would you like to sleep with my beaver?

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