While I read How to Read Literature Like a Professor yesterday afternoon, the phone rang. Husband answered.
"It's Rebecca," he said and brought me the phone.
My cousin is a writer, so I thought I'd show off what I learned thus far. "Did you know that rain is a symbol of cleansing in literature?" I said, rather than "Hello."
She started to reply, when Husband shouted, "So's douche!!!"
My chest puffed with pride. We are so erudite in my household.
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Funny...
ReplyDeleteHave you ever used one? Even just to try?
Me, no.
Me neither. But now I like the idea of buying one just to sniff it. I'd never use douche, though. Bad for the cootch.
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