I am going to vote. If all goes well, today will be as sweet as the bag of Brach's Caramel Candy Corn that I consumed over the last few days. Theo is hoping that he can come to the polling station with me. We'll see.
Actually, voters in New York and Seattle can get orgasmic rewards for voting. Babeland is offering a free mini vibrator or penis sleeve thingy to anyone who walks into one of their stores and says they voter. Word of honor is honored. That voting rewards are worth $15 and $20, respectively. I am awed by their amazing generosity.
Other freebies for voters include coffee from Starbucks and Ben and Jerry's ice cream. But the vibrator or dick sleeve is definitely the voting gift that keeps on giving. I'm speechless. Me! Speechless!
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Oh, that's a great gift! Wish they'd do that here...
ReplyDeletethat is a great gift!
ReplyDeletei will have to see if the line is long starbuck's on my way home.
wow... i'm off to get my own free stimulant... starbucks...
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that candy corn didn't come from the feet of a certain witch!?
ReplyDeleteI incorrectly entered your blog address and google asked if it was cusan dot her pants!