As it is winter here in New York, I have been making good use of my cozy bear hat for the last few weeks. Responses to the hat range from frowns that someone "my age" would wear such an item to a preschool age girl saying, "Look Daddy! That girl's a teddy bear!" Generally, people restrain themselves.
However, two nights ago as I entered a little magazine/cigarette shop near school, a man was leaving the store. As he held the door open for me, he said, "Can I squeeze..." I froze. What the fuck was this guy going to try and squeeze? "... your ears?" Before I could respond (I was sort of in shock from the weird request), he grabbed a little ear stub in his greedy hand and manhandled it. Then he walked away.
At least he didn't ask to squeeze my tits. Shudder.
Lighten up, Francis.
ReplyDeleteHe's probably from Oklahoma. We are totally unaware of physical boundaries.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, those glasses are ROCKIN'!
I think you got handled by a Furry. Someone who loves stuffed animals. And by love, I mean "has sex with."
ReplyDeleteOh my! That hat is absolutely adoooooooooorable!
ReplyDeleteOh shit, Suebob! I hadn't thought of that, but I've been obsessed with furries and plushies since CSI did an episode on them a few years ago! Wow. I feel slightly less gross now, and more honored. A furry fondled my fuzzy ears!
ReplyDeleteOh, hell, I'd want to do that too. At least he asked.
ReplyDeleteI have found it more awarding to first squeeze the boobs then ask ask permission.
ReplyDeleteok ok, just joking!
Ah, Eddie! I've missed your comments here! :)
ReplyDeleteYou're adorable! I love that hat. :)
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