Non-Paraphrased Quote of the Day

I came across this gem in an ad for SlimquickCleanse in "InTouch"
magazine. (It depicts a very plump cartoon woman under the word
"before," and the same cartoon woman less plump under the word
"After*"):

"*Dramatization. The cartoon shown used SLIMQUICKcleanse for 7 days to
jump start her weight-loss program, then continued to lose weight by
adding other SLIMQUICK products to her diet and exercise routine.
Result not typical. Cartoons lose weight easily. Real people require
regular exercise and a reduced-calorie diet to lose weight."

I shit you not; the ad actually explained that cartoons lose weight
easily. Yeah.

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