Last night during a minor fit of insomnia, I discovered that CUSS is referenced on an English language French chat room dedicated to the sexiness of hairy women. (The person who linked to CUSS was a little disappointed that I don't write more about unshaved snatch, but recommended it nonetheless. Whoever you are, email me for stickers!) This discovery amused me to no end, although it did not help me sleep.
On a related note, it is hot as balls here in New York, and I considered shaving my pits and legs so that I can wear a sleeveless dress to my consulting gig without looking "unprofessional." The folks who like us furry ladies will be happy to know that I didn't get around to it. They will also be disappointed that I will refrain from exposing myself to the general public as a result.
This also reminds me that Dr. P suggested that we use the pool in her complex while I was helping her move. I didn't pack my bathing suit and board shorts (which go down to my knees, thank you) as I didn't think we'd have time for frolicking (I turned out to be right, sort of). Dr. P said I could borrow one of hers. To which I refrained from reminding her that her neighbors might go blind if I were to go out in public in a normal suit, and I didn't think we had five hours to spare so I could make myself more presentable to the general American public.
There's no point to this post. I just felt like I should write something about not shaving. Hope the random anecdotes entertained at least a bit.
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You're definately not the only one who doesn't shave, my husband actually gave a memorial service for the fallen comrade Mrs. Venus razor. It was his own little way of telling me he doesn't like the natural look.
ReplyDeleteMy response was the usual - Get over it sucker.
suzanne, i think my neighbors would have gone blind due to your paleness, not the hairy pits/legs. they wouldn't be able to see the hair from the sun glaring off me and you combined. . . ha ha
ReplyDeleteMy friend was giving me a hard time about my legs being hairy today when I tried to wear a skirt (yes, it is hot as balls in NYC) and I was so annoyed. I put on my gym pants.
ReplyDeleteI am one to shave, but I'm half Puerto Rican, and so like a well-fertilized lawn, it grows back faster than you can say "snatch me if you can." -- and, I'm lazy, so I take my time getting around to doing it...
There's no point in my comment, either, but I sure did like your post.
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I'm horrible about shaving my legs and I don't care either. I feel like if someone doesn't like it, then they just shouldn't look.
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