Wednesday, May 24, 2006
When It Rains, It Pours
Yesterday morning I had both a nose bleed and my period. I mention that I had my period because I found it much easier to deal with the blood gushing out of my poon than the blood gushing out of my nose. Someone needs to take an important lesson from down under and manufacture some nose bleed tampons (nosepons?). Everything would have been much easier if I just had some small cotton things with a string for easy removal that I could have jammed up my nostrils. (Yes, both were leaking blood – it was not fun. Fortunately, I only have one vagina to plug up in these situations.) Instead I had to bunch up tissues and cram them in, but the fit was not so great and the extra tissue hanging out tickled my face. Very annoying. Yes, nosepons will be a huge success!
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Mr Stapler had inner nose surgery and guess what...came out with tampons up his nose. They tape the string over the bridge so they won't accidentally get sucked up there or something.
ReplyDeleteHe was MISERABLE with the nose tampon. I had to buy a sippy cup so he could drink because drinking through a straw caused too much pressure...
I refrained from making comments about how women had to go through this every month.
nose tampons exist, the ENT docs use them all the time.
ReplyDeleteI found my box of tampons covered with bloody fingerprints - little brother had bloody nose and used one. I was shocked that he even knew what they were! He was only about 10 years old and this was about 35 years ago - long before advertising.
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