Last time I checked, bars in New York City have restrooms. Thus, there is no excuse for a preppy white kid who clearly is on his Happy St. Patrick's Day bender to be peeing on the service door of a building while his yuppie scum friend chats him up at 10 pm.
"Nice whizzer, fuckface," I sneered at the dickhead as I walked by with my grocery bag.
I didn't stop to see their reaction. Two seconds later, I wished that instead of issuing a walk-by insult, I had actually walked next to him, gazed upon his public display of penis, and suggested that he not take it out of his pants in freezing weather, as he clearly had not much there to lose to shrinkage.
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This is why I live in the sticks...I may pee freely off my deck in the dead of night(Not advised for duing the winter months in MN), and my nearest neighbor unless she has a good telescope is none the wiser...
ReplyDeleteIn vienna though my God drunk teenagers pissed everywhere. In kazakshstan they have these walk unders, that just wreak.
We men are not much above "Cobakas" on this issue
You might've gotten pee on you, so I think your attack was best.
ReplyDeleteglad you issued a walk-by only. you never know what drunk boys will do... i saw a few get in fights on the street yesterday, not to mention the ones that fell down randomly into snowbanks.
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