Now an Australian website, girl.com.au has a big feature about Brazilian waxes - and in case you don’t know what that is, it’s when hot wax is used to rip off every inch of hair from a woman’s private region. Every hair. And the site is read by girls in the age nine to 14 range. On top of that, the site promotes the Brazilian with this phrase: “Nobody really likes hair in their private regions and it has a childlike appeal.”Obviously, I am as disgusted as Sherry is about this fucked up situation. Even putting the disturbing notion that hairless snatch offers "childlike appeal" aside, the idea that "nobody really likes hair in their private regions" is enough to drive me batshit. Why does no one like it? Oh, maybe because we are told that it is smelly, dirty, slovenly, disgusting, unwomanly, revolting, and offensive? And where's the proof that "Nobody" likes it? Oh, I guess I'm "Nobody" since I prefer pubic hair to having hot wax poured into the crevices of my labia and ass so some non-gynecologist can stick scraps of paper down there to yank every hair out by the root so I can have "childlike appeal" or at best, be less "un-feminine" to men raised on photoshopped pictures of hairless adult women.
IT HAS A CHILDLIKE APPEAL?
I'm not buying into your sick lies. Clearly, since I prefer myself in my natural adult state, I must not be a woman. In that case, all the media whore and "beauty experts" and stylist and fashionistas and trend setters can just suck my big fat hairy dick.
*I had also noticed this at BlogHer, but didn't read it, so many thanks to Lee!
A longer, slightly less obscene version (for example, I don't suggest anyone suck my big fat dick, but I do make a joke about dying alone with 27 cats since no man wants my unshaved snatch) of this post appears at BlogHer.
Oh, I gasped out loud at the "childlike appeal" line. That's hideous. And what a weird picture of men, too, isn't it? Like they're all these closet Humbert Humberts. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI was *just* thinking of the pros and cons of the "grooming" when I discovered that the stretch marks from Alex extend, ahem, all the way down - So I'll be keeping mine for camouflage!
ReplyDeleteThat is just so fucked up! I wonder if the girls parents know what they're reading?
ReplyDeleteI don't even know how to respond to this. I hope to teach my daughter that it's ok to look as we are. And, I personally prefer hair down there - much less itchy. (however, I prefer no hair in the pits - but, I'm not entirely sure why now that I think of it...)
ReplyDeleteOMG -- I about spewed wine when I read your post. This is now officially one of my favorite blogs!
ReplyDeleteI write erotic romance as a side job, and, for the first time, put someone in who was...ahem...denuded. It made me squirm even writing about it! LOL
Thanks for the laugh... I thank God every day my husband is old school!!
Rock on with your furry self, sister.
ReplyDeletethe "childlike appeal" got to me too.
ReplyDeleteI remember when I was younger there was a joke going around the boys that implied something about people preferring shaved girls were child molesters. What happened to society?
So disturbing. So much stuff aimed at the 'tweens is way over their heads (or should be) and far beyond their maturity level. Now this. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteAh mah gad. I had a crazy dream the other night that I was having sex with one of the cute brothers from the Hairy--whoops--Harry Potter movies (THEY ARE OVER 18, oi!), and the other brother came along and wanted to join in, but somehow he morphed into one of those nasty Olsen twins, and she was totally bald down there and it grossed me out.
ReplyDeleteSwear to god.
I am a man and I have always found shaved women very unattractive. Looking at Playboy/Penhouse magazines dated back to the 80's, nudes models were all unshaved. They were all very natural and beautiful. I even urge my wife not to ahve her armpits, at least during the cool months. I find the smell of her sweaty armpits with hair the most sexy thing!!
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