Monday, October 13, 2008

Roaches

Perhaps the one thing that is more despicable than than exploiting the fear of breast cancer to sell women products that may actually cause the disease is a roach. Roaches are repulsive. They exacerbate asthma and other conditions. Worse, they are everywhere in New York City. I nearly puked when I killed one this morning. Just thinking about it makes me itchy.

My friend J. hates roaches to the point of irrationality. I asked her if she had seen Wall-E yet, and she told me that it was so offensive that she had to leave ten minutes into the film. I was surprised, as I heard that Wall-E has a good message that I thought a progressive like J. would dig.

"What is so awful about it?"

J. threw her arms around as she ranted. "It's repulsive! It should be rated X! I can't believe they allow children to see such filth!"

"Um, are you talking about the cartoon?"

"Yes, of course! I asked to get my money back, it was so sick!"

Now I was really confused. "What is so bad about it?"

"The sidekick is a roach!!!!!" she screamed.

Ah, that explains it.

4 comments:

  1. I found a snake in my house last week. I know that isn't technically on subject, but it freaked me out.

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  2. It sounds similar to me. Snake, roach - things you don't want in your home.

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  3. i chased a small frog out of my house yesterday. and picked up a turtle and got it off the road on my way to work...
    love s. florida. it's like living in a zoo.

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  4. And you've got that little lizard who repeatedly tries to sneak in! I'll take the frog and lizard over the roach, though.

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