...straight out, that the BodygroomOh damn, damn, damn. That is just too funny. Dr. P and I just watched the online blurb and we cannot stop laughing. Especially when fuzzy kiwis, peaches, and bushy topped carrots are flashed at sensitive parts of the actor's censored speech. (Neither of us get the peach as a symbol. Any suggestions?) I suggest you watch immediately. Or as soon as possible if your employer will be angry that you are watching a smarmy guy in a bathrobe looking down admirably at his presumably now-hairless balls.
will "help make your dick look bigger." This is a theme and a key selling
point. He will also tell you, with a (winking) straight face, that the
Bodygroom is "the convenient, easy, gentle way to make your genitals
bloom." And if you ask him if women really prefer a well-groomed man, he
will snicker in disbelief and barely be able to contain his laughter
before composing himself, looking straight at the camera and deadpanning,
"Yes, yes they do."
In fact, the opening introduction alone addresses your average American
frat guy's naggingly homophobic concerns right from the start. Gary even
admits to it himself: "Let me tell you, this whole issue [of genital
grooming] used to make me quite uncomfortable. But now, with a hair-free
back, well-groomed shoulders and an extra optical inch on my cock, let's
just say life has gotten pretty darn cozy."
Personally, I prefer my dudes on the hairy side of the coin. This product is no more ridiculous than any of the shit hawked to women, even if the ad is way more (unintentionally) amusing. Still, I can't say that I'm too choked up that men are now feeling the grooming squeeze, so to speak. Maybe when they discover that it sucks to have hairs yanked out of sensitive areas, they'll stop expecting these things from the supposedly fairer sex that somehow endures riduculously painful and stupid groomeing routines. In the meantime, I am just going to laugh my femininely hairy ass off.
How funny! I'm guessing the peach is supposed to be "ass". That's what they always look like to and if you're going to be shaving your back, chest,and balls, than I suspect you would also shave your ass.
ReplyDeleteI need to ask Dr. P, would this product make her job any easier?
ReplyDeleteAnd if it adds "an extra optical inch on my cock" then what does it do for girls?
I will watch that while not at work.
:)
Does it also add an extra optical inch on your buttocks.
ReplyDeleteI'm just so glad that shaving our privates isn't just for gays and transsexuals anymore..
And being straight, that extra optical inch will come in handy. Until we screw anyways..
Hello, peaches are fuzzy! I'm not sure I want an extra optical inch on my vulva.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that the ad is "unintentionally" amusing. The fact is, men aren't yet comfortable with the idea that we might have to do anything to make ourselves presentable for women, so the only way to market a product like this is by using this "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" approach.
ReplyDeleteFacial nubs already hurt bad enough. I don't want to find out about Southern Nubs.
ReplyDeleteand of course i had to bring a kiwi for lunch today...
ReplyDeletei think you are right about the peach symbolizing the ass. didn't think about it, but it makes sense. and unless the guys start shaving their anus my job is no easier. though you'd be surprised how many of the younger guys come in all trimmed. still not as many as women, but a decent amount of them.
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