I know that the Ralph Fiennes-flight attendant bathroom tryst is old news, but if someone can explain why anyone would want to have sex in an airplane bathroom, I would be grateful. I have used airplane bathrooms before, and I find that they are smelly and gross. Even in first and business class. Although once someone did thoughtfully leave a copy of Town & Country in the first class lav.
Also, if you clicked on the link and read the interview with the flight attendant who had unprotected sex with Fiennes in a plane bathroom, did you not think of two questions:
1. Why? (Yeah sure he's hot. I get it. But still.)
2. If you enjoyed the experience as much as you clearly did (which is cool), why are you now regretting that he might have "used" you? You seem to have used him, too. So the fuck what?
I can guarantee that my flights to London and back will be sex free. (Sorry Sara. I do promise we can snuggle up at Mara's if it is cold, though. You may not, however, put your cold tushie on me. I am not your hubby - I'm not warm enough to warm it up.) Just the thought of getting it on in a germy, tiny, smelly bathroom are enough to kill the libido.
On another note, does anyone else get irritated by the phrase "make love?" I hate that expression. It's so damn trite.
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Maybe the smell and germs turned them on..
ReplyDeleteI don't like the phrase "making love" either. I prefer "making whoopee". It's much classier..
I for one need lots of room to .. ahem... maneuver... especially with someone tall like Ralph F or my own beau.
ReplyDeleteAirplane bathrooms just don't cut it for that reason, aside from the general nastiness.
But I guess you gotta pass the time somehow. Especially if you're suposed to be working.
oh thank you! someone else who can't stand the phrase 'make love'. i know it's supposed to be full of meaning & all, but it's so overused. it just creeps me out.
ReplyDeleteand 'dry humping'. *shudder* i can't stand that phrasing, no matter how accurate it may be.
I hate that term too!!! Guys use it when they want us to think that the sex meant something. But they are all just full of shit.
ReplyDeleteRock on sista friend!
gah, I hate the term "make love". guh. Almost any other term is fine by me but "make love" is so corny and insincere.
ReplyDeleteI like "Doin' it" or "nookie."
ReplyDeleteThe term "get some booty" works for me.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Ralph is sexy. Even if he pronounces Ralph "Rafe."
ReplyDeleteYou flew First Class? And you still speak to lowly little me?
I prefer "freaking til we're squeaking."
I'm not a big fan of that expression either.
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