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"Shag Stick" reminds me of the super ginormous dildo that I won in a raffle back in March. On Tuesday, I went to hang out with Super Des and arrived a bit early, so I went into Babeland to kill some time by ogling sex products. Turns out that the dildo I won sells for $114! Damn! Now I feel guilty that it just sits on my nightstand with googlie eyes, but it still scares the crap out of me.
are you a...
ReplyDelete...trekkie????
No, why?
ReplyDelete"resistance is futile"
ReplyDeleteit's what the borg say before they assimilate you!
not that i'm a trekkie or anything
Right... I realized that right before I read your explanation. Wow, I feel like an idiot...
ReplyDeleteOh it's $114...then you won something big... :)
ReplyDeleteI'm "One Eyed Wonder Weasel."
ReplyDeleteYou know it!
LMAO...
ReplyDeleteThis week, my little guy brought home an art project from his first week ever at pre-school-camp. It had googlie eyes, and he said to me, "Mommie, look--I made a ladybug with googlie eyes!!" I must confess, though, I thought of you and your very swank dildo!!
I tried to resist. My penis name is...King Kong.
ReplyDeletePhantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
ReplyDeleteGo figure.