Last weekend, my cousin and I indulged in a vat of Monster Cookie Dough. Monster Cookies are basically oatmeal, peanut butter, and generic M&Ms. It tends to be delicious. However, this batch of dough went through an unfortunate defrost-refreeze-defrost process that caused it to look like the results of the shit bucket test ( see Part I and Part II for more details and no pictures) I took a few years ago in attempt to figure out what was wrong with my digestive system.
Although it seems like I am about to eagerly eat diarrhea, I think I look pretty fucking adorable in this picture. It's so rare that I am happy with photos of me.As for my latest bodily failure, here's my broken tooth:*
It was finally fixed on Wednesday by my hot dentist's significantly less hot dentist father. At least the snaggletooth Jewish white trash look is gone.
*For the record, it did not break as a result of eating the generic M&Ms in the Monster Cookie dough. It broke for the 4th time in three years because my mouth is too little and when I clench my teeth when I am pissed off or merely eat, it seems to put too much stress on the little guy from the bigger tooth above it.
Ah, we are both tooth clenchers. I chipped my front tooth one time when I was mad at a BF.
ReplyDeleteyou do look damn cute. but, just so i am clear, did you not post pictures you have of the shit bucket test. or, do no pictures exist...
ReplyDeleteI was a fool and took no pictures of the actual shit bucket. Sorry to disappoint.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with your digestive system is you're eating something called Monster cookies unrefrozen from a bucket!
ReplyDeleteCraig says: retainers are for wusses.
ReplyDeleteSomeday he will have a broken tooth too, I'm sure.
Plus, we ate the (twice baked) monster cookies and they were terribly delish.
ouch on the tooth! i was having wisdom tooth trouble a few weeks ago, so i feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteand monster cookies are yum, but i can't say i've eaten dough before. (usually make my own homemade oatmeal cookie dough when i'm craving it)
First, you do look adorable in that picture, just like in real life!
ReplyDeleteSecond, maybe you should work on the clenching-your-teeth-in-anger thing... If you're breaking teeth because of it, I mean.
Yikes, did the tooth hurt?
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