"I love you," the Demi Moore character said to the Patrick Swayze character in the film Ghost, which always makes me bawl my eyes out whenever I watch it, which it is why I should not do so while I am at the gym, even if it is on the TV right in front of whatever machine I am using.
"Ditto," the Patrick Swayze character would respond.
Ghost is the first thing that came to mind when I stepped into a bathroom in a diner that I stopped at with my parents last week on my way to O'Hare. I realize this sounds odd, but there was a giant pink tampon machine attached to the wall that dispensed "Ditto Tampons." If this is not enough to make you fall on the ground laughing, I will add that the pink machine also noted that there are inspirational messages printed in their boxes. For a mere 75 cents, not only can a menstruating woman protect her underwear from blood stains and receive inspirational messages, but help support breast cancer research. Yes, the machine claimed that a portion of their proceeds support this worthy cause.
Sadly, the photos I took on my dad's cell phone camera did not make it to my inbox when I tried to email them to myself. It was fun, however, standing in the women's room taking pictures of a ridiculous pink tampon machine. Ditto!
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You should have purchased one. The 75 cents would be well spent just to read the message. Now I'm mad that I didn't think of it then.
ReplyDeleteI love that your mom reads your blog. Last night I found my stuffed animal in my bed after I had been out of town all week. I asked my husband if he became a plushy. I wouldn't have known about that unless I read your ever educational blog.
ReplyDeleteBut anyway... I was at a bar and they had cock rings in the women's bathroom. I took the picture on my cell phone but it too didn't come out.
Darn cell phones....
It sounds like I need to go somewhere and take pictures of the "implements" in the bathroom too, though it sounds like my cell phone picture wouldn't turn out either.
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