Wednesday, December 12, 2007

That's Not the Stocking Stuffer I Had in Mind, But Thanks Anyway

Nothing says, "Happy birthday, Jesus!" like these fine items available from the British "toy" purveyor Ann Summers:





Someone must have been a really bad boy to be punished with something like this. I hope there's not a lump of coal in there, too, as I imagine that would be uncomfortable. Or could it get more uncomfortable?

Damn, I love those wacky Brits. Oh, this is such jolly fun to laugh at. Ho ho ho.

(For real feminist gift ideas, check out my list at BlogHer and add your suggestions!)
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  1. KathyDecember 13, 2007 at 3:02 AM

    Oh my lord -- my eyes! Those are...well, it's too early in the morning for me to come up with the words for what those are.

    Thanks for my first pre-coffee laugh of the day.

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  2. prinDecember 13, 2007 at 5:25 AM

    OMG...well the one with the red ball on the end might be interesting.....

    anyway i thought about you yesterday. I was looking around on mybloglog and came across this site called ask student. I can't find the post now but it was hilarious...a rave about the c-string...basically a headband for the crotch (shaved) that included pictures and the whole nine yards. It was the comments that cracked me up. One guy said "if i was to see one of those walking on a beach i'd just have to get me a football and see if i could knock that thing off"...typical. anyway i thought you might have fun with the c-string...i'm a fat chick so it would be lost on me :)

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  3. super desDecember 13, 2007 at 9:03 AM

    I don't ever want to see those on anybody.

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  4. Count MockulaDecember 13, 2007 at 6:54 PM

    "There must have been some magic in that old top hat they found..."

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  5. karrieDecember 17, 2007 at 3:28 PM

    Oh my word!

    Love the book cover, btw.

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