How much do I love Ann Coulter? Let me count the ways (all quotes from the June 7, 2006 New York Daily News, not a liberal paper by any means):
1."I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much," Coulter writes in her new book. [about four women in New Jersey who pushed hard for an investigation of 9/11 after their husbands died]
2.She believes that no one, much less the New Jersey widows, have the right to criticize President Bush or any of the failures that led to the terror attacks. Because:
3.“These women got paid. They ought to take their money and shut up about it.”. At any rate:
4."…how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy. . .
5."These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation…” (I guess they neither have the right to grieve or call for political action as a result.). On a related topic:
6."Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do," she once wrote. And:
7."We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Man, oh, man. Keep running your mouth, pretty little Ann. “Unattractive, hairy-legged, feminist” liberal traitors like me love it when you offend most of America with your stupidity. Although I guess she got something right. The Daily News reminded me that she once wrote that, “Liberals… want to take more of our money, kill babies..."
I do so love killing babies. Passover Matzo tastes so much better that way. Oh, sorry -- I got being Jewish and liberal confused. As a liberal, I just love killing babies, not just for religious purposes. The religious killing is from my Jewish side that needs to be converted to Christianity. My bad.
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Hey Suzanne, check out Dr. Diana Blaine's CUSS-worthy post
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dianablaine.com/2006/06/a_sad_state_of_affairs.html
Will do. Thanks for the recommendations.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. She's obviously never traveled outside her little world or turned on her television to see the hate that most countries have for America and its' government.
ReplyDeleteAnn just needs to go away. Who does she think she is? If we ever met she's someone who I would end up beating up because they're so demented. Is that mean of me?
Today on the radio, the DJ discussed the fine words of one Miss Ann Coulter, his chatter subsequently leading to a beautiful rendition of the South Park song, "Kyle's Mom's A Big Fat Bitch." But instead of listening to Cartman belt out, "Kyle's mom," the lyrics were replaced by none other than Ann's name. It was quite gratifying, I must say. Although, what do I know? I'm just a baby-killing liberal.
ReplyDeleteQuitely gnarly! lol!
ReplyDeleteI've immediately gone and blogrolled you Suzanne. I would've done so long ago if I'd not lost the link to your fine establishment here.
Okidoke. Time for some nice, deep fried Baby Bits®.
See ya!