Theo put on a costume to celebrate because today is my big B's birthday. (Big B is Steph; little B is me. We started calling each other B because it took too much effort to continue referring to each other as “beeeyotch,” which we started calling each other when plain old “bitch” got too boring.) Big B is 31 today. Good Christ, that is old. I can’t believe I have such a hag as one of my best friends. Oh well. Shit happens. I can’t wait to give B her special birthday stamps that Husband and I snapped up for her in the British Virgin Islands. I also snagged a special book for her at a street fair. Buzz buzz!June 27 update: I forgot to mention the most important part: one of the special things about Steph's b-day is the escalating card competition between my mom and Steph over who can send a grosser or more offensive card. One point to my mom for sending Steph a brithday card with a picture of a urinating cat with his leg stuck in the air that says something about losing flexibility as one ages. Steph loved it, of course. Way to raise the bar, Mom!
Buzz, buzz right back at ya'. Thanks, my little B. Theo looks dashing in an FBI-most-wanted kind of way.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday steph! hope you can come visit soon. :-)
ReplyDeleteThought Steph's b-day was the 26th. Correction: the cat is not urinating; he's stuck in that postion after his "morning bath".
ReplyDeleteSteph's birthday is the 26th, but I updated my post on the 27th because I forgot to mention your card.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mom. I was just about to correct your daughter. Her memory just continues to deteriorate:)
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