Thursday, June 29, 2006
That Sounds Painful and Possibly Smelly as Well
Some time ago, Husband read an article about a man who suffered serious burns on his penis because he was using his laptop while on the toilet. It’s a long story why I started thinking about this, but it did suddenly occur to me that the man must have been looking at porn and jerking off while sitting on the porcelain throne. Otherwise, I cannot imagine how his penis got near the laptop. If he was just taking a shit and using his laptop like a normal person, I would think that his dick would be tucked away between his legs. This is mere speculation, though, since I do not have a dick and am thus not quite sure where it would go while one drops the kids off at the pool. Maybe the proper place for one’s penis while crapping is flopped on top of one’s legs, which would explain the proximity to the laptop and hence the burn. Any expert advice out there?
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If you need to use your laptop while on the toilet, you are working too much. If you are using it for more "personal" reasons, set it on the counter or something.
ReplyDeleteI have no advice or insight because this has never come up as a problem for anyone that I know.
I can imagine it being flopped on top of the legs. I mean, depending on how long your typical BM experience is, it might get sticky or sweaty tucked in between the legs. I don't know, though. I definitely can't imagine him jerking it AND looking at porn while on the toilet with the laptop balanced on his legs. But I'm uncoordinated...
ReplyDeleteIsn't the hot part on the bottom, too?
yeah but if he was jacking off his dick would be in his hand not in contact with the laptop for long enough to burn.
ReplyDeletehe must have benn trying to hold the laptop in place where he could see, keep his dick in his hand AND been trying to put something up his butt.
it's the only explaination.
"dropping the kids off at the pool" - I read this in a Slate article a couple months ago and laughed hysterically. Now whenever I go to the bathroom at work and someone is pooping, that phrase crosses my mind.
ReplyDeletei don't understand how the laptop got hot enough to burn anything, regardless of where his penis was. he must have been doing something else, like trying to fuck a burning pussy shaped candle... clearly the only logical explanation after minnie's suggestion...
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