Friday, June 16, 2006

I'll Just Use Nice 'n Easy When the Time Comes

OK, so my friend GynaGirl got me thinking about a potentially useful purpose of snatch waxing. It seems that pubic hair can go grey. Like GynaGirl, I hate being faced with my impending elderly status, so if all my pubes were missing, I would never need to see a grey one. Makes sense, right?

Nah, not worth it. I already know that I am getting old because I am increasingly senile. If I find a grey pube, the odds are pretty damn high at this point that I won’t remember it for long.

3 comments:

  1. i've noticed that old people start going bald in ALL places after a while, you probably won't need to wax much by the time you are very old and more senile...

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  2. I've finally decided to sweet talk & spoil my gyna. I'll deep condition her fro once a week, tell her that she has pretty hair & keep her trimmed so at least I can't see anymore grey hairs. Without my glasses I can't see anyways.

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  3. I grey haired in my public places but not my pubic places..... yet.

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