Thursday, May 3, 2007
Gross Confession Time
My left foot falls asleep when I am on the toilet for a long time. This is a weird development, and I am not sure what to do about it, as sometimes I require being on the toilet for a long time. On the other hand, sometimes I am sitting atop the throne for longer than necessary because I am checking my email or blogging. Yep. You read that right – I take my laptop to the bathroom with me. A woman's gotta maximize her limited time. I see nothing wrong with this, although you may want to think twice about borrowing my laptop when I see you at BlogHer 07. (You are going, right? And guys, you are invited.)
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I'm very sad that now I have no reason to buy a laptop to take with me to places such as BlogHer or the bathroom.
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Suebob did not bring a laptop last year, plus the networks tended to crash because so many people tried to use the wifi at once, so often there was no service. You'll be fine. And you can use my doody laptop, if you dare...
ReplyDeleteMy entire ass will fall asleep if I sit on the toilet too long. It can be painful so I try to get in, do my business and get out!
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