Just today the hosts on the Mac Attack on WFNZ... one of the producers says he "grooms his wife" and suggests that it is a form of foreplay. Mac responds that it is disgusting and if a man wants that done he should "order it" from his wife, either asking for the "bald eagle" or the "Charlotte Douglas"Well, you asked, so I am happy to respond! My idea of foreplay is not having someone scrape around my cootie with a razor blade, but if it floats someone elses' mutually consenting boats, then all the best to them. However, don't you dare fucking order anyone to groom her crotch to your specs. I assume this was a joke, but damn if it doesn't piss me off. Last time I checked, scrotums are wrinkled, hairy, and unattractive. If a guy thinks that a woman's hairy poon is gross, I suggest he take a good look at his own goods.
what say you?
On another note, I have to admit that I have no fucking idea what a "Charlotte Douglas" is. There is no definition on my favorite site for these types of questions, Urban Dictionary, and I don't feel like googling the phrase. Any ideas?
Update: I couldn't stop myself from googling "charlotte douglas." Initially I was puzzled because it brought up the Charlotte/Douglas International Airport. Then the light bulb clicked on: landing strips.
I NEVER would have gotten that...I'm so glad you are here to tell me about all the new and hip cooter sytles.
ReplyDeleteLong live unshaved snatch! With that in mind, long live un-ballooned tits, too. I’ve always been suspicious of men who suggested I “tame the beaver” or “tone up the twins” (honest) because it shows that they have as much style and taste as a 16-year-old jerking off to plasticized centerfolds. Whether a woman shaves or not is her business, I suppose, but I’ll be damned if I alter my body for some asshole whose definition of femininity stems from “gentleman’s magazines” or those sexless generic porn clips that guys send to one another. From what I remember, teenaged boys were lousy lays when I was a teenager, and from what I know now, they’ve just evolved, or is that devolved, into middle-aged teenagers with hairless heads and bigger tits than I’d care to have.
ReplyDeleteI have been surfing the blogosphere for some time now and this is the first time that "woman's hairy poon" has been used so eloquently in a right-to-body-hair argument.
ReplyDeleteWell, done! And with a fabulous blog title as well.
DD - That's the new-ish CUSS credo: if you like waxing, I don't get it, but hey, I'm not here to tell you what to do any more than I want others telling me how to decorate my snatch. On the other hand, if you do it just because other people tell you to do it, then I mock the crap out of you. It still weirds me out to think about bare adult snatch, but whatever. I don't live in other people's bodies, so it's not my biz. I just wish it wasn't pushed on the whole of womanhood as the only way to be acceptable. That's my hairy beef.
ReplyDeleteI learned something new today! Now, I'll just have to find a way to work it into a conversation.
ReplyDeleteOK, perhaps TMI here, but when I got the snip, I had to shave the boys. IT was a wee bit scary, but it turned out alright. I was a bit apprehensive, but it was either do it myself, or the nurse would have to do it... and that would have just turned out all sorts of wrong.
ReplyDeleteLastly, a colleague of mine and his wife (according to him) actually did use er... personal shaving as foreplay.
Not my scene... but, whatever, dude.