My online travel writing class is "meeting" at 10 pm tonight, so I headed over to Mickey D's for some reliable internet access. Wifi is only $2.95 for 2 hours, which is a very sweet deal indeed. Unfortunately, someone decided to "mop" the floor with what seems to be leftover grease from the fryer. I nearly wiped out during my quest to find a clean table (mission: near impossible) until I figured out that I should just pretend I was wearing ice skates and glide on the floor. Also, let me mention that it reeks of ketchup in here. That the grill exploded all over the dining room is a distinct possibility. I'd have gladly settled down for two hours at another location, if anything in this godforsaken beach town was open past 9 pm.
The gliding around McDonald's might not be so painful had I not injured my feet. My left foot is sporting an impressive blister on my 4th toe, which developed as I played pirate miniature golf last night. (Score: 63, only 25 or so over par. It's a talent, I know.) My right foot is another tragedy. I sprained the 4th toe on Sunday when a wave knocked me over and I twisted my foot under me as my head charged directly into Husband's ass. Then on Tuesday, I stepped on a rock that flayed my heel and onto something sharp that punctured the center of the sole.
At least my sunburn is not too bad.
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Wow you kinda make me glad I'msafeat home now.
ReplyDeleteomg Suzanne you are a walking disaster area!
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Sounds like a fun vacation...I guess. We should be golf partners. I am about that good.
ReplyDeleteDid you ever watch or read Pippi Longstocking as a kid? This reminds me of her strapping on scrub brushes and skating to clean her floors.
ReplyDeleteI would never have known McDs has wireless. Guess it is good to know for travel purposes, but the french fry stench usually makes me ill.
wow, what a mess suzanne! i hope you too a first aid kit with you. and i'm glad your head went into husbands' ass rather than a rock...
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