Friday, June 20, 2008
I'll Give You One Crotch For Looking At, Mofo
(Hat tip to Suebob at Red Stapler, who hat tipped Keving Charnas.)
While viewing this ultimately horrid little video, for a moment I was inspired by its hilarious mockery of bikini hair removal. "Perhaps," I thought optimistically, "this could be awesome."
Optimism is for fools. Who knows if the translation is accurate, but still. If the final message of the ad doesn't make me want to gauge people's eyes out, nothing does.
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What is it with the meme that portrays the unshaved snatch as an exploding cauliflower seventies afro bubble-perm? I expect it in guilt-based personal hygiene ads, but it's taken hold in porn as well, which is much more distressing.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha too funny. what language was that commercial in?
ReplyDeleteHoly hell. I had the same reaction - it was about to be kinda funny and then it became utterly loathesome. Let's declare war on the cunt?
ReplyDeleteAch!
I was puzzled by the whole demolition project theme...
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm with Suebob.
ReplyDeleteI read it as a drama in which the woman's pussy has to be liberated from the evil pubic hair that is holding it hostage. As though the hair wasn't natural and healthy and there for a reason and part of you, and couldn't (or shouldn't) be celebrated and styled and appreciated.
ReplyDeleteThe horses are out of the barn, Gordie. Try Googling the words "teen sex" and see how many MILLION hits you get. In every one, adult women are made to look like 13-year olds; i.e. pubic hair or anything else that might rain on their parade of pedophilia is long gone.
ReplyDeleteI just love the way the Japanese speak English words. Bik-i-ni You have to admit, that was some pubic hair there.
ReplyDeleteI just posted a funny little piece over at my blog about styling pubic hair and then I visit CUSS and what do I find, a vid on pubic hair.