This evening I received a friend request from Tammy the Tampon on MySpace. What disturbs me about this event is not that Tammy the Tampon felt that I would be a suitable friend, but that when I read the email, I actually hesitated and thought to myself, “Hmmmm… I better find out just what kind of tampon this Tammy is before I accept its offer of friendship. Is it a used tampon? Does it have an applicator? What volume can it consume?”
I need more sleep.
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No tampons wanted to be my friend. I can't help but say I'm a little bit jealous.
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Who's the poetic douche? Reminds me of another douchebag in your life who was dressed in a black turtleneck and oozing wannabe poet when I mocked him mercilessly a little over 10 years ago.
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's been spamming people left and right. I would've deleted it, but I couldn't find it at first and your comment is too funny and would not longer make sense if I deleted the annoyance. No need for that.
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