In vagina related news, I have a Jdate on Friday night with a girl who has nipple piercings, a hood piercing, and 2 labia piercings. Yes, this somehow came up in an online conversation. There might be an interesting relationship between vaginal piercings and muff fullness. Perhaps worthy of discussing on your blog?Interesting. I’ve never really thought about it, although I suspect that the relationship between snatch pierces and a pubic ‘fro are inversely proportional. That is, the more piercings one has, the less likely she is to have big bush. Otherwise, how would one see the rings and studs? Plus, it seems like hairs could get caught and create some big problems.
My only evidence comes from the awesome snatchtoo picture from a Taschen book on tattoos:
Seriously, I think it is well worth a shaved snatch if you are going to deliver a clever message like, “No meat on Fridays.” That just cracks me up, although I have to say things look a bit itchy down there as the hair grows back.Back to piercings, if anyone has more knowledge of this than me (which is obviously zilch), please speak up.
Though I have tattoos and piercings, neither are down there. And I think it's funny that people start suggesting things for your blog. I'm going to start doing that.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention itchy when the tattoo heals...and then has to get touched up and heal again...
ReplyDeleteTurns out the fucking cunt was drunk when she told me that. The date, ok, it was really more of a booty call, does not look like it will happen. I chatted with her again the other night when she told me she was drunk the night before. I made an innappropriate comment during our 2nd IM conversation:
ReplyDelete"hey, I want to get together late on friday night to avoid traffic, is anything open late where you are [in bumfuck NJ], I assume you want to see more than the back of my car"
Turns out despite the piercings, which evidently make her horny (she had asked me to drive to her house at 2am on tuesday night), I must have really turned her off. Too bad, because I wanted to don by detective's cap for protection and go in deep undercover to investigate.