I should be sleeping. In fact, I am rather tired. However, some douche bags at the Department of Transportation decided that my street should be jackhammered at times when very few drivers will want to use it. Fuck the people who live nearby and our desire to sleep at night. We are utterly unimportant.
Goddamn bumpy rashes on shaved twat. (See below for explanation of this fine new phrase I incorporated into my list of excellent phrases I must use as frequently as possible.) I hate people.
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It's good that out post-parade posts had the same moral.
ReplyDeleteFind out where the supervisor lives and when he sleeps and pay him the same curtesy. Maybe loud fire crackers and loud boom-bozes.
ReplyDeleteOne word: earplugs
ReplyDeleteTwo words: Sniper rifle..
ReplyDeleteAnytime you need a good night sleep, you are welcome to walk down the block where the only noises that await you are of Tiki's snores. (although they can be brutal!)
ReplyDeleteShoulda come out to Brooklyn with me. Yup, no problem sleeping here.
ReplyDeleteHA! My word verification is
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