According to Urban Dictionary, a site reference many times at CUSS over the last year, “vagina cakes” is actually slang for “the female of the species one would prefer to have sex with, a pretty face, hot but a bit on the chunky side.” I had no idea. See, you learn something new (and sometimes disturbing) every day!
At Kopp’s Bakery, aka The Erotic Bakery, which specializes in “erotic” cakes, this was my favorite cake:
The subtitle: “A vagina cake with a pink center for the tasty pussy you want.” Don’t you love the drops of jizz squirting out of it? I could laugh for days at this, although I’m not sure that I’d actually eat it. (FYI, the yummy snatch concept is also available with pubic hair, but no jizz.) Don’t forget the marzipan ladies with hairy cooches “to lick.” Sample item: 
Needless to say, CUSS friends and family will not be celebrating its first anniversary with any of these products. We will mock them mercilessly, though.
badger often makes vulva cookies. they come in regular short bread and also in molasses and have a yummy sugary lemon icing and a red hot for a clit. so tasty!
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lol,they looks so good i want one right now!
If you buy one, save me the icing.
ReplyDeleteI will definitely help you mock them while not eating them.
ReplyDeleteI'm oh so glad the one had jizz on it because as everybody knows, a vagina isn't worth eating unless it's shock full of thick white cream.
Wow, I think that's the dirtiest thing I've ever written on the internet. Way to go, Suzanne.
ps - word verification? kushkclv that sounds dirty too.
I feel nauseous.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is pretty fucking disgusting. My job here is done for the day. (Wiping handly proudly...)
ReplyDeleteIn this area, too, men have it over women. There are many, many penis cakes. The Tasty Nasty in Boston, for instance, had both penis shaped cakes (with or without testes) or cakes with penises on them. You had your choice of a laying down penis or a standing up one, and could even select skin tone. We got one for the homophobic male manager of one of the fine establishments I used to wait tables in, a laying down, caucasian toned penis on a cake with the message, "It's your birthday - make a wish and blow!" He tried to fire all of us, but it was worth it.
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