Potential Covert Fun

I wanted to post this yesterday, but fucking Blogger was down...

Earlier today, I turned on New York 1 (“New York’s only all news station”) to see what the weather was like. The reporter was in the middle of a story about a class women can take at a salon called Completely Bare. (That name alone is SO GROSS! Humans, let alone adults, are not completely bare. Freakish!)

Anyway, for a mere $225, one can learn how to wax your less “sensitive” body parts (i.e. – no self-Brazilians) and receive a set of professional tools, like a wax heater and “ouch-less” wax. (Ouch-less my ass.) I am going to look into enrolling in the class with Sara.

Would that not be an awesome investigative report? I am so excited.