This afternoon as he watched the Jets game, I donned some unflatteringly tight clothing and Husband wrapped me in three tight layers of duct tape. After about 90 minutes, he cut me free. Thus far, I am very, very pleased with the results. I need to buy more poly-fil stuffing tomorrow, and Victoria's Secret Suzanne Model will be ready for her sexy debut on Tuesday.
I think we will finally find the frightening answer to the Victoria's Secret age old question: "What is Sexy?"
Cackle cackle cackle.
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*Cracks up* I can't wait to see the finished project!
ReplyDeletewhy do i have this unsettling feeling that a new duct tape fettish is going to come out of the woodworks for those fetishists out there? oh the hits you will get from google on this.
ReplyDeleteomg. i can't wait to see pics!!!!
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