Cuntface Whore for President

Sometimes feminists don’t know what they are talking about. For a long time, we’ve been saying that we need more women in government if we want serious attention paid to so-called women’s issues. This is not really true, as some women are traitorous bitches and whores. For example, if I could, I’d vote for the womanizing drunkard Ted Kennedy early and often (remember, I’m from Chicago). On the other hand, I’d rather vote for my pet rabbit than someone like Elizabeth Dole. For every Ann Richards (rockin’!) there is a Kay Bailey Hutchinson (horrible!). Can you imagine if Ann Coulter ran for elected office?!?! It would literally be the blond leading the blind. Ann Coulter is the epitome of a cuntface whore, and there are women like her all over the place. I can only hope that one day during her Botox treatment, Ann Coulter’s mouth permanently freezes so I never need to hear her vile spew again. And for good measure, maybe she can break both her hands so she can’t write. Life would be much better.

Anyway, it’s not the candidate’s genitals that matter when I vote. It’s that they respect mine and don’t try to force their crazy conservative bullshit on me. A vote for a progressive dick or twat comes easily. (OK, that was a terrible double entendre, I admit, but I couldn’t resist.)