Official definition of a Cuntface Whore (aka CFW)

So I was reading gawker.com on Thursday and read some mysterious tidbit about someone who quit working for Fox News and also has a blog, so I foolishly clicked on the link and was transported to an alternative universe strikingly like what Hell would be if I believed in it.  "Belle" the Southern racist, classist, idiot bitch behind belleinthebigapple.blogspot.com is the definition of a cuntface whore.  Her blog makes me so angry that I am shaking.
 
Seriously, can someone tell me why the North didn't just let the South secede?  They pretty much had no economy to speak of, were full of the most under-educated, impoverished people in the country, and had no future if they continued on the path that they were on.  We should've said good-bye and good riddance, and within 20 years they would have been begging the North to take 'em back.  If all this had happened, we would not have to contend with that fucked up pride in their heritage.  (Excuse me, but exactly what about a society based on slavery and outright racial inequality is there to be proud of?  Do you see people from Germany ranting about "Nazi pride"?  No, because they have the sense to realize that hatemongering is evil, unlike our asshole fellow Southern Americans.)
 
Look, the food is great in the South.  There are some really great people who live down there.  There are some cool Southerners who live in NYC.  "Belle" is not one of them.  I thus christen "Belle" the official CFW of CUSS.