"There does not exist any case in which the life of the mother would be in danger, because technology has advanced so far." - Julia Regina de Cardenal, organizer of the Yes to Life Foundation in El Salvador, explaining why abortions should not be permitted to save the life of the mother.
Seriously, I had no idea that El Salvador's medical technology and expertise is so much more advanced than that in the US.
(Is it wrong that I hope that Julie Regina de Cardenal gets pregnant and dies as a result?)
Not at all. There is this crazy old Jesus guy who drives around in his "God hates gay people" pictures of dead aborted fetuses all over it, huge van who I want to give an abortion to. I know he's a man, but I still want to do it with a rusty wire hanger. I hate that guy.
ReplyDeleteif i got pregnant and couldn't have an abortion, I'd kill myself... where does this fit in?
ReplyDeleteOh, Suzanne, I'm shocked that you would imagine that de Cardenal is actually human. Remember the android in Alien? He had milk for blood and actually turned out to be a decent guy. Anyway, he was her first cousin once removed, and she's like the result of a botched alien abortion herself. So she's programmed regularly by some asshole that's connected to a large Dick but no testicles.
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint, because if she were human, you would be morally correct, of course.