Lesson Learned

Hair (pun intended) is an important lesson I learned this evening:

If you have a major hair cut and then meet up with a friend you have not seen in a few weeks who is known for being blunt to the point where she is offensive and her main comment is that she almost did not recignize you because you cut your hair, do not, under any circumstances, ask that friend if she likes it. She does not like it at all or else she would have told you that she thought it was cute in the first place. In fact, she will then almost make you cry because she is so fucking mean about your eyebrows, insisting repeatedly that you cannot have a short hair cut unless you do anything about them because your face is so exposed. You will then have to keep reminding her that you don't give a fuck about your eyebrows becauses it is not like you have a unibrow.

Look, I'm not an idiot. I have eyes and my brows are not so big that they block my vision and cause me to not know what I look like. I just don't care about stuff like that. I never have and I never will. They are fucking eyebrows. I'm not going spend a jillion dollars every few weeks to have them ripped off my face. Everyone has her limit. Back the fuck off.