My mother-in-law gave me a Grow a Happy Bunny toy when I was at her house for Passover on Saturday. (How I love that little innocent-looking asshole rabbit!) Thanks to my gutter-mind, the instructions make me fall down laughing:
"It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed... it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again! For Entertainment Purposes Only. Not for consumption."
Sounds just like the instructions for Viagra during its testing period!
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was that for the afikoman?
ReplyDeleteI didnt get anything!
:)
I think New Neighbor Friends are rubbing off on me. I really tried not to think
ReplyDeleteThat's What She Said!
to no avail.
I gave a card to my coworker for Passover. It said something about the Afikoman and I signed the card "I have no clue what an afikoman is..." She explained, and I now understand. I think maybe I should understand the cards I give next time. :)
ReplyDeleteNo, it was just a thoughtful little gift. I love that you mention the afikoman, though, and te story about the afikoman card is hilarious. They really make cards for every occasion now, don't they?
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