Thursday, April 10, 2008

Is that a Teledildronic Device in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?


(Diagram from Gizmodo.)

The more I learn about people, the more I want to become a hermit. At BlogHer, I wrote about a guy who invented his own robot girlfriend. While "Alice" can consent to having sex with "Zoltan," it seems that dancing the horizontal tango with a robot involves something called a teledildronic device. Sigh. At least Alice doesn't have to wipe up Zoltan's jizz afterward.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, I came over to see if just maybe "we" would hear about the MFA program. This is a little more, uh, jizzy.

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