If you are in New York (or will be on Thursday night), and support the slaughter of innocent unborn children as strongly I do, I hereby invite you to an exciting event at NARAL NY. I’ll be speaking on a panel about how lack of access to abortion (89% of counties in the US do not have any abortion services available) forces women into either more expensive, later procedures or very dangerous situations. Having a legal right to something is utterly useless if one can’t actually take action on it.
I’m sure I’ll want to grab a bite afterward because nothing works up an appetite like talking about the right to kill babies. I think it has to do with my Jewish heritage. It is common knowledge in some communities that the blood of Christian babies is a key ingredient in matzos. Thus thinking about abortion clearly triggers a link in my head to traditional Jewish cooking, which obviously makes me hungry.*
Regardless of my need for specialty foods, I hope to see you there.
*Forget that I actually immensely dislike matzos or actual murder. It is of no consequence to my point here.
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Unfortunately I can't make it. But we can talk about ut later as if I was there.
ReplyDeleteAhh... I'd love to come, but there're babies to kill in C-Town too, don't ya know. {-;
ReplyDeleteHave a great panel!
Maybe white Christian babies are easier to prepare for Kosher festivities. Aarrgggg! (my favorite pirate imitation).
ReplyDeleteGet someone to video your speech. Or send me a kazillion dollars and I'll fly there.
ReplyDeleteThe choice is yours..
Im never in New York at the right time.
ReplyDeleteI have a box of empty matzos on my floor. now that i know the ingredients i'll be sure to pick up more.
I'll just stay here in Vic and kill babies.
It'll be podcast, so I'll provide a link when it is available.
ReplyDeleteWow! That's awesome. Please do share the podcast.
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, thanks for sharing the little-known bit of Jewish info. Who knew matzos had so much protein in them? Is this like the belief that vaccines contain fetal matter from abortions?