As I mentioned at various times, the most recent being yesterday,
jizz is one of my favorite words. I realized that
jazz has many of the same delightful qualities that so please me. Let's compare:
| Jizz | Jazz |
| Two zs!!! | Two zs!!! |
| Thanks to j and double z combo, pleasing to say aloud. | Thanks to j and double z combo, pleasing to say aloud. |
| Especially when inappropriate. | Not inappropriate |
| If accepted in Scrabble, worth a jillion points. | Accepted in Scrabble and worth a jillion points |
The Scrabble benefit is pretty damn good for jazz, although the shock value of screaming jizz is more valuable. It looks like a tie. We’ll have to go to the adjective form as a tie breaker.
Jazzy is something cool, whereas
jizzy is just gross.
You know which word I like better.
It's fun to use the words interchangibly:
ReplyDeleteWe're going to the jazz club.
We're going to the jizz club.
The boss was going on and on about all that "work" jazz.
The boss was going on and on about all that work jizz.
I put on the light jizz station on at home on Cum Drop Lane.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty laid back but, occasionally, I like to go out on the town and jizz it up.
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