Sunday, January 28, 2007

Don't Even Bother

To the Person in India who googled how to make a home pussy:

Don't. Really. I promise it is not going to come out well, and people could get hurt in the process or after the fact. Nothing is as embarrassing as a homemade pussy accident.

Best of luck to you.

Your Friend,
Suzanne

6 comments:

  1. f to the L to the OOOOOJanuary 28, 2007 at 8:03 PM

    HA AHA HA AHHA HA HA HA HA HA
    *Gasp for air*
    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    *falls on floor*
    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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  2. Whoa dude. Why is the first thing that came to mind how one might actually go about making a "home pussy"? Like, jello would go bad too quickly, but where does one purchase silicone? What would be the coating? I wonder if one of those craft sites would have instructions? Perhaps a stage makeup/prosthetics site? What happens when you google "squishy tube?" I'm going to go find out.

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  3. That is so disturbing! Obviously he's not scared of the internet or else he wouldn't be searching on-line for instructions. Why then wouldn't he just buy a fake one from a sex site?

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  4. http://www.supercoolstuff.com/items/misc/nv1340.htm
    http://flickr.com/photos/mlis/324548779/
    http://www.urologyteam.com/male-urology/the-testes.htm

    So, those are among the most interesting things you get. I recommend against googling "jelly tube toy" if you're easily offended.

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  5. Then you've never seen the movie East Is East. They make a fake pussy in that movie. Very hysterical.
    http://imdb.com/title/tt0166175/

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  6. Still laughing. That's the funniest thing I've read all week! And I've had a pretty crappy week...thanks for the smile!

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