Fantasy Up for Grabs

I called the Victoria’s Secret telephone ordering line today to inquire about the status of the $12.5 million Fantasy bra, featuring the world’s second largest diamond. A nice woman named Bonnie took my call. I told her I was wondering whether the Fantasy bra was still available for purchase or whether a rich old Texas oil magnate bought it for his young surgically enhanced wife/mistress yet. She hesitated for a moment before saying that she hadn’t heard that it was, but didn’t think so. I said that I suspected that might be the case, we both laughed, and wished each other a happy holiday.

I guess my husband hasn’t bought it for me yet. Ha ha.